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Spring '11 campaign
“In my father`s house there are many rooms.” – John 14:2 Clearly, Jesus was not a New Yorker.
Spring '11 campaign
Why leave a city that has six professional sport teams, and also the Mets?
Spring '11 campaign
Mitt Romney? That guy couldn`t even beat Obama.
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Spring '11 campaign
The rapture was pushed to October, so no more procrastinating.
Spring '11 campaign
Stop tweeting weird sh!% and clean your apartment.
Spring '11 campaign
Hey, 99%`ers ocuppy us.
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Spring '11 campaign
Michele Bachmann says God told her to run for president. How come God never talks to smart people anymore?
Spring '11 campaign
We`re told New York has four other boroughs. Cool.
Spring '11 campaign
New Yorkers aren’t better than anyone else. We just dress like it.
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Spring '11 campaign
If you don’t like gay marriage, dont’t get gay married.
Spring '11 campaign
Oh yeah, you’ll fit right in in Connecticut.
Spring '11 campaign
Nobody becomes famous in des monies.
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Spring '11 campaign
If you watch hoarders and wonder what the big deal is…
Spring '11 campaign
Remember, if you leave the city, you’ll have to live in America.
Spring '11 campaign
We have spaces big enought for Newt’s ego and small enought for Mitt’s personality
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Spring '11 campaign
Storing your golf clubs outside NYC sound a lot like quitting golf.
Spring '11 campaign
Rick Perry: The voice in your head is not God.
Spring '11 campaign
Love means never having to say, “I’m sorry my kickball trophy fell on the baby again.”
